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Bill Gates: Fore Word Development- An Excerpt from The Fantastic Pumpkin Letters

In this installment of The Fantastic Pumpkin Letters, Chief Crazy Captain Christo is hedging his futures on one certain Bill Gates. For those of you who have been under a rock, (Plymouth), Bill Gates is extremely extraordinary. Not because he is a Billionaire or that his fledgling company Microsoft is pretty much everywhere. No the reason he is extremely extraordinary is because he still acts like a kid at heart. That is pretty incredible wouldn’t you say? So with that said, let’s join up with a exchange you probably didn’t even know existed. Here it is! The exchange cut between Chief Crazy Captain Christo and Bill Gates. ( Authors note: Chief Crazy Captain Christo for reasons only known to him refers to Bill Gates as Huge A.

C.C.C.Christo-” Hey Huge A. How’s backward Slash treatin ya?”

Huge A- ” You mean Slash the guitar God?”

C.C.C.Christo-” Yeah I mean Saul Ash! How about paying attention Huge A. I’ve got a job for you and I want to see an thought of mine come to PASS. Please do me a Huge Act of kindness and bring some of your rock and roll buddies to a summit in July 2010. Please encourage Slash the guitar God ( smirk guffaw) and let Slash encourage 1000 of his rock and roll buddies who are honest about contributing to the WORTHIEST cause on the planet. Since this is a one time event, with a two year WINDOW of chance to get involved, please only encourage committed people who like Halloween and The Fantastic Pumpkin.

Huge A-” You mean like KISS, SLIPKNOT, Alice Cooper, Rob Zombie, Ozzy Osbourne, Black Categorize Society, Slayer, …….” Huge A continued for another twenty minutes reeling off bands names until finally Chief Crazy Captain Christo could contain his laughter no longer. With a huge pumpkin clown around smile, the Excellent Chief Crazy Captain Christo answered,

C.C.C.Christo- ” You got it Huge A. And hey Huge A. Here is the kicker. Please encourage some people who know how to affect wood! I have a construction project with a rock and roll theme and I would like part of the construction project to use Ash wood. Colorless or Black Ash it doesn’t matter. I have the designs all ready to be viewed and then bid on in a public setting. So if you could be so kind as to bring fore word your brilliant mind, we could get this party ongoing. I will fill you in on July 9th, 2010.

See you there Huge A.”

And with that life said , Chief Crazy Captain Christo varnished from the scene and left Huge A muttering something like, ” Hey I wonder if Warren Buffett would be interested in getting together on July 9th 2010. It sure would beat our bridge outings. We could organize at the Qwest in Omaha and then …..wait oh how do I get a hold of that crazy guy and tell him that would be flippin awesome!”

Chief Crazy Captain Christo wondered if he had gotten owing to to Huge A. After all, he forgot to mention that all this construction to rock the house will need some teamwork and Chief Crazy Captain Christo remembered that Huge A retired! Oh well, he thought, maybe Slash will show up any way. The show must go on. The Fantastic Pumpkin will rise!

What Huge A didn’t grasp was that C.C.C.Christo was just getting ongoing with the plans. The epic task of arranging the right people is staggering. Seven minutes had expired on the timer when all of a sudden Huge A turned to see C.C.C.Christo standing before him with a Crazy Cat-like expression and a amusing gleam in his eyes. Like fire from the Sun, the words hit Huge A like a ton of bricks.

C.C.C.Christo-” Windows Seven is like what your kazillionth version of your Operating System?”

Huge A-” Uhh, I stepped down remember. I no longer run the show at Microsoft”

C.C.C.Christo-” Fantastic! Then you should have no problem helping me out here. Huge A, here is what you could do to help out huge time. Please get a hold of Warren Buffett and acquaintances for a get together in Omaha. We could discuss plans to place together a Trillion dough empire for kids. Instead of calling you Huge A I reckon I will call you Billy Kids.

Huge A:-”No matter what hahaha”

The two business entrepreneurs became lifelong acquaintances although it is only a rumour. The largest rumour that is emerging is the association of Bing and Cherry for a fantastic restaurant desert menu for Hell’s Kitchen. But that’s another mile down the road. Stay tuned! This has been another installment of The Fantastic Pumpkin Letters. The author insists that if you know any person or band mentioned in this installment, to forward this to them. Full disclosure is required for the function of construction. Fantastic Pumpkin rules!