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Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne Host Raw

The Prince of Darkness and his wife Sharon ride the crazy train into Monday Night Raw. Watch these highlights and catch more at www.wwe.com

www.bbc.co.uk www.bbc.co.uk In this instalment, distress and strife with showbiz couple Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne, the truth about lying with comic genius Ricky Gervais, and Graham finally meets one of his heroines – the legendary Olivia Newton-John.

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Sharon Osbourne: Sharing Alpha’s Vision+ – An Excerpt from The Fantastic Pumpkin Letters

” Crazy Train! Crazy Train! All I ever hear is Crazy Train! Ozzy when are you inane to stop with the effen Crazy Train?” Not exactly words that were emanating from the lips of Sharon Osbourne but this one is my show. Welcome to Chief Crazy Captain Christo’s domain! Now let’s get this party ongoing. For years now, Chief Crazy Captain Christo has been watching the decline of entertainment as the World has sunk to new lows that can only be described as pathetic. What happened to excellent ol fashioned TALENT?

In this final journal of 2009 Pumpkin Letters, Chief Crazy Captain Christo has a close encounter with Sharon Osbourne, the Queen Pin in the rear Ozzy Osbourne. Now to be honest to Ozzy, this is really about their like affair with entertainment. So to prepare for this encounter with The Osbournes, Chief Crazy Captain Christo is pulling out his secret weapon. You see, Chief Crazy Captain Christo has been working hard on an O-Range Blob of Light ( perfecting where to arrange the lightning hint hint!). He has it nearly down to a science but some more research is needed. Kind of like a Dr. Frankenstein with a melodic purpose. It could be described as ” Sharing Alpha’s Vision+”. So without further complications, I give you this humorous encounter with The Osbournes and Chief Crazy Captain Christo. Sharon’s name for this cut is ” Shos Born” pronounced Shows Born. Ozzy’s name is JOB O because I wish I had his Job Oh. And in a stunning and spectacular final performance for the year 2009, Chief Crazy Captain Christo has pulled out all the stops. His name for this Fantastic Pumpkin Letter is none other than DRIZ. Here is their exchange in its entirety. Delight in!

SHOS BORN: “Hey Ozzy, did you see the advertisement on telly the other day about this guy named DRIZ who thought Kelly should have won Dances with the Stars?”

JOB O: ” DRIZ? Who the F**K is DRIZ?”

SHOS BORN: ” He says he is The O-Range Blob of Light and he would like us to attend a program of his new show in Omaha Nebraska on July 9th 2010. He wants to place on a show in adjoin of Warren Buffett, Bill Gates, Richard Branson, Ivanka Trump, Rob Zombie, Zakk Wylde and Us Ozzy. He says he wants to do something special for people who will take action on what he has to say on that day.

JOB O : ” Sharon, beam me up Scotty, who the F**K is DRIZ” at that moment an intense and blinding O-Range Blob of Light shown in adjoin of Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne. Enter DRIZ!

DRIZ: ” Hey Ozzy how ya doin? Hey Sharon, like the Diamonds! I am DRIZ and I have come to encourage you to a special program of a performance I am working on. Owing to special by-laws of my mission, it is my extreme honor to place you on a LIST that is ETERNAL. But before I do, I have one question for you Ozzy. Ready, here goes. On a tape of an interview you did way back when on ROCK LINE with BC ( Bob Coburn), someone questioned you ‘ Hey Ozzy, are you considering doing the part of GRANDFATHER on the remake of the ol MUNSTERS show? And you answered with….

JOB O: ( with a heavy ENGLISH accent) …” I never was in the first place”

DRIZ: ” Yeah , you remembered! Fantastic! Anyways, since I figure you wouldn’t even consider doing the part of Grandfather on the remake of the ol Munster show( even if Rob Zombie was directing!), I , DRIZ, aka Chief Crazy Captain Christo, aka Munko Christo, aka The O-Range Blob of Light was wondering if you would be interested in lending your extreme talents to a part I am writing for you. Your part Ozzy if you choose to participate would be to play a certain digit. To be more strict, it is a digit on a list, kind of like a song list, but different. I can’t go into it exactly but I will say this. You are not inane to be that lucky about it at first. But when it sinks in, it will make perfect sense. All I can do is encourage you to be witnesses on July 9th 2010 down in Nebraska, preferrably Omaha but who knows perhaps out in a field some where.”

JOB O: ” SHAAAAAAARON! Call 9-1-1″

Soon after Sharon Osbourne called 9-1-1, DRIZ was led away from the Osbournes in handcuffs by four Beverly Hills cops who stated a matter of factly that DRIZ would not be Home for Christmas:(!.

This has been the final journal of The Fantastic Pumpkin Letters for 2009. Stay tuned to find out how DRIZ is inane to make bail! In 2010.

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